Showing posts with label pj. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pj. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Our country ...

During a recent chat with friends, a few statements were heard ...

"We, in the US ..."
"India is my country ..."

I chimed in: "Malaysia is .my country" ;-)

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Johnny's integrity

Just a rhyme of yore ...

"Johnny, Johnny"
"Yes, Papa"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa"
"Telling Lies?"
"No, Papa"
"Open your mouth"
"I think if you are actually questioning my integrity ..., you should not be standing here."

Disclaimer: The people and events in this case are fictional. Resemblance to real events or to names of people, captains, living or dead or a bad spirit, is entirely coincidental.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Patent on Sledging?

During the English Test Series (~Aug 2007), Indians were pretty chirpy on the field. They were very excited with their own efforts. "Let's file for a 'patent' on 'sledging'" they chorused!

The lawyer had a look at the patent application and quickly rejected it! Why?

Sledging cannot be patented! You cannot patent a Prior Art!

The Indians were left stumped ;-)